Amusing Quotes

The Golden Rule is that there are no golden rules.  Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you;  their tastes may not be the same.  - George Bernard Shaw



Never call a man a fool; borrow from him. - Addison Mizner



Worries go down better with soup than without.  - Yiddish Proverb



It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor.  Ask about the condition of his Mercedes.  Ask about the competence of his mechanic.  Don't be shy!  After all, you're paying for it.

-- Dave Barry



When you handle yourself, use your head; when you handle others, use your heart.  -- Donna Reed



The great rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.

- Katherine Whitehorn