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(I am standing with one foot in the grave),

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Woman are from Venus, Men...



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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!


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Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

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Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

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Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.


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Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.


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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

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After 70, she becomes Tibet .
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN 
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Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , 
ruled by a pair of nuts.
 
THE END.



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